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Is Stairway to Heaven about a lady wanting to come so tries everything? 1.She thinks she can buy an orgasm but the sex shops are closed so she cant buy a vibrator. In the tree by the brook her songbird sings? Look to the West at the voyeurs smoking spliff in the trees and watching. If we all call the tune in this orgy the piper(the one PIPING everybody-the one who stands LONG) and people in forest now laughing(orgasm) Bustle in her hedgerow(pubes), spring clean is her being licked out. 2 paths(vaginal and anal) but you can change them around. Head is humming(turned on) Wind blow(********) her orgasm lies in a *******! Some girl on girl action (the lady we all know) they ALL shagged her. shadows taller than souls(arousal) if you listen very HARD tune will COME to you at last. To be a ROCK and not a ROLL. | | Even if that's what its about (maybe it is I don't know), you have spent waaaaay tooooo much time on this. | Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex!!!!??? How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.
What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.
Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!
Why is being in the military like a *******?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank-you notes to write.
What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
''How come?''
What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
Can you say three two-letter words that denote small?
Is it in?
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything. | | U are great Miranda. | Monday Giggle? How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming.
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M.
What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.
Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary!
Why is being in the military like a *******?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum pole!
What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank-you notes to write.
What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
''How come?''
What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
Can you say three two-letter words that denote small?
Is it in?
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything. | | LOL..... keep IT up dude.... |
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