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What do you think about this definition on Attack Attack!? www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_p…
The following is the definition from urbandictionary. It really made me laugh and think about why I even like this band. But yeah their new lead singer really does bite.
"Attack Attack!
An electronic queercore band originating from Columbus Ohio. Comprised of Nick Barnham (the fat coke addict), Johnny Franck (the meth dealer), Andrew Whiting (the guy who gave AIDS to everyone), John Holgado (the critical Asian), Caleb Shomo (the giant douche), and Andrew Wetzel (the guy no one cares about). They were actually a pretty good band until they turned into giant cock suckers andsold out all the true fans.
Known for stealing other bands equipment early in their career, and being banned from several events and venues in the process, Attack Attack wouldn't be where they were today if not for their loyal fans in Columbus Ohio (whom they have blown off to live in their moment of spotlight).
Former band member, Austin Carlile (a decent human being) was kicked out of the band because the other members didn't know how to act like true Christians, and forgive someone for their mistakes.
Generally, Attack Attack is a poser scene band that creates millions of 13 year old fat scene girls wearing pants that show off all their fat, and pigsluts.
They have betrayed themselves as "Christians" and, most importantly, betrayed their fans. Anyone that actually likes Attack Attack doesn't know ANYTHING about them, and lives in Texas, California, or some other state FAR FAR away from Ohio.
"Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!"" | Dude,
go on wikipedia and search "crabcore"...Attack Attack! is there too....
I dont really care, urbandictionary is 90% opinion and the stuff on there is so ridiculous its pretty funny.
Im always going to be an Attack Attack! fan. If they really did steal peoples stuff, then that's dishonesty that they'll have to answer to the Lord for, whether their "real" Christians or not. I just dont know how someone could make their songs based around God, and lie about their faith. To me, thats pointless and a waste of time especially since so many people hate christians, and "christian" music. I still love the music. And Im not a 13 year old fat scene girl.
"Hallelujah, saved By Grace"-- Catfish Soup
I do think that it will never be the same without Austin's screaming though | I´m so mad at these Asians. What do I do? We had a cockfight behind Taeng Fong´s Chinese place. But these Asians rigged the fight so that my cock lost. Then somebody called the PO--lice on those suckers and they think it was me.
What do I do? | Why do people like to ask stupid questions? Oh, wait! I know, it's because they're trolls and want to get a rise out of people.
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